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Phuket Hash House Volunteering -

Please note this page is NOT on the PH3 website
To return to the PH3 website Hareline page follow this link: PH3 Hareline page.

This page unders continuous updating, please check back often. OnON Fungus

Phuket Hash House Harriers Volunteers for 2019

2019 is PH3's 28th year of marshaling for the Phuket Laguna Triathlon

This year we are volunteering on Sunday morning, Nov 24th.

A few shots of some of the Volunteers and not-invited Water Buffalo along the Bike Course for LPT19.

LPT19 Volunteers
LPT19 Volunteers
LPT19 Volunteers
LPT19 Water Buffalo

Volunteers Latest Information Updates

Last updated: Sunday morning: See you at the sandwich meeting point from 05:15 - 05:45. On Sunday everyone is asked to stop by for last minute updates and position confirmation. Also, if you didn't get your shirt & map packet with Pointing Finger at the Sat. Hash you absolutely need to come to the sandwich point Sunday morning, 05:15 - 05:45. While you're getting your snacks & water you can clear any map and location access questions.

LPT the Finger
  • Please read the notes on this page at least once. There are some rules.
  • Please Respect the times listed on your maps to be on station. It may not seem incorrect for many reasons but it is correct. In the agreement this is what, and when, we have been asked to do.
  • Newly updated PDF maps have been uploaded for the Run and Bike courses and linked to from the map images at the end of this page. NOTE that Location ID Numbers are not all listed in sequence and some numbers are skipped. MOREOVER NORTH IS NOT HELD AS NORTH ON THE DETAIL MAPS. We have added N-S indicator arrows to the map copies you'll find in the bag with your shirt.
  • Shirts & maps & vehicle pass can be picked up at the Sat Hash or on Sunday morning.
  • Shirts, maps, vehicle Volunteer pass and snacks/drinks will be available early Sunday morning @ the BOAT AVENUE EXIT / BAKE restaurant intersection. In this photo we'll be on the LEFT HHH near the Exchange box. We'll be there from 05:15 - 05:45 Sunday morning. This gives you time to get to your location before the roads become difficult. (NOTE that this is a new location for us to use. It is Boat Avenue coming in from the left and BAKE restaurant on the corner). If you're going directly to your ID location have someone else pick up your sandwich/drink bag but tell them to let us know. Also we may be able to toss yours out the window on our way past. Please yell "Ham or Tuna".
  • The Emergency name/number on your Volunteer Pass is for real emergency help, and if you can't reach your location.

LPT19 notes: Impacting situations included several volunteers not familiar enough with their ID location to find it, thus leaving stations without volunteers or under-manned, becoming a surprise for Fungus & Sam Song.

Who Can Volunteer?

You, your family, your friends...

Standby & Training Help: Ideally we want a few extra volunteers to help cover last-minute situations (we've had several in the past).

If you haven't volunteered before this can help you to train up for next year while helping volunteers this year. And just think, you'll get to meet some other cool hashers and you even get a free T-shirt. Besides, what else are you doing at 06:00 AM on a Sunday morning?

Some Benefits for Volunteering

Over the years volunteers have described their positive interaction with the local police, the local security volunteers and the local communities. Volunteering is a form of giving back to the community and is a great way for HHH to interact with the local people living in some of the areas we laager in and run through.

Our PH3 GM and Committee are provided with a chunk of money that over the years has always come back to the Hash and each volunteer in many ways like Saturday food sometimes at the Hash, Gala Dinners, vouchers for events, Hash Ball, sport equipment for students, needed supplies at an old-people's home, and more. Let the GM know your idea. PH3 not volunteering for the previous two years brought a budget shortfall to PH3 that caused us to raise our weekly registration fee to compensate.

Contact Fungus by text sms @ 089.973.3483 or Email
Contact Sam Song by text sms @ 089.652.7009
Don't even try Where The Fuck Is Fagen, if you can even find him that is!

Points About Volunteering

LPT the Finger
  • You will be standing in the hot sun for up to 4 hours on a hot tarmac road, some of which is fresh blacktop & even hotter. You need sun protection including broad hats, sun block, sunglasses and lot's of easy-to-drink liquid. If you have a small cooler it will be very handy. A stool or chair and umbrella are very nice when it's slow.
  • At your station check for dogs and ask owners to tie them up, remove rocks or sticks that may have fallen near your area overnight & ask people move cars and motorbikes parked near the turns that might interfere with the riders, put out the traffic cones, etc. Please park sensibly yourselves, spaces are tight, display your Volunteer Road Pass.
  • Preceding the front riders by intervals will be several event vehicles to ensure course readiness, including Fungus & Sam Song checking on PH3 volunteers. Wave when you see them pass about 22-28 minutes before the front riders. Show us your Finger.
  • Remain on Station until the sweep vehicles pass you, which are usually the ambulances flashing their lights and a Laguna resort songtaew or truck carrying broken bikes. Sometimes the police leave earlier than the final riders, and sometimes there is still some last rider struggling behind the sweep. Please give extra help to all trailing riders, they're very exhausted and can even get confused and headed the wrong direction.
  • Your job is to assist bike riders safely getting through your location point. For vehicle-critical Points there is a policeman to help with traffic issues although you may find yourself being the more effective person doing the flow-control since you're the one in the intersection, the policeman quietly off to one side, a bit closer to the shade. Don't be shy to call them in when it gets tricky. Most important, let the policemen handle all conflicts; we only take care of the bike riders.
  • You are not allowed assist a rider without risking their disqualification. This applies to holding a bicycle for chain repairs or helping them up if they fall. Of course Emergency Aid is different. You will be given a phone number to call that co-ordinates ambulance and safety vehicles with your location ID.
  • Pointing Fingers. Please, if you have one of these bring it along to use at your station or hand over to Fungus or Sam Song for others to use. We really need these aids returned following this event. Bring them to any Sat hash.

Please check back often.

This is a List of Volunteers for Sunday November 24th

If your name isn't showing just use the link to send us an email and we'll get you listed.

FINAL: We have our volunteers. Well done all of you!

  • Al Coholic
  • Baldylocks
  • Billy No Mates
  • Billy's Only Mate
  • Bla Bla
  • Bla Bla's Mother
  • Bluey
  • Bum Scraper
  • Bunny Hop
  • Butt Cycle
  • Chlamydia
  • Coppersan
  • Cradle Snatcher
  • Cum Scraper
  • Dancing Fingers
  • Drunk And Disorderly
  • Ejackulate
  • Erector
  • FA Cup
  • Fungus
  • Fussy Pussy
  • G-String
  • Gay Ray
  • Gerbil
  • Gier Box
  • Go Go Trump
  • Gone Already
  • Good Jobs
  • Gorgeous You Wanker
  • Hawaiian Ho
  • Heidi
  • Heru
  • Iceman
  • Invisible Man
  • JC
  • Krakatau
  • Lesser Dipshit
  • Lion's Peter
  • Listen To Me
  • Little Nurse
  • Lucky Lek
  • Macfuehrer
  • Master Baker
  • Mister Fister
  • Mister Wanker
  • Mona Lisa
  • Morning Snack
  • Murkury
  • No Cup
  • No Moral Compass
  • Not Cleaver
  • Nothing
  • Oh Yeah
  • On The Game
  • Once Weekly
  • Ostrich
  • Paper
  • Piss Drinker
  • Piss In Boots
  • Pocket Billiards
  • Pole Position
  • Quasimodo
  • Rastajen
  • Repressed One
  • Saint Blow Job
  • Sam Song
  • Scrubber
  • Secret Agent Dick Gobbler
  • Shit Here
  • Sledgehammer
  • Son Of Cum
  • Spam O'Rama
  • Spermbank
  • Stroppy
  • Su Su Nona
  • Tiger
  • Too Old Too Fuck
  • Top Off
  • Tuk-Tuk
  • Turbidiot
  • Twice Nightly
  • Twiddle Dee
  • Twiddle Dum
  • Ultimate Fucking Cunt
  • Urine Trouble
  • WC Fields
  • Wet Wet Wet
  • Where The Fuck Is Fagen
  • YaBa
  • Yee HaHa
SUNDAY, NOV 24th Volunteering Locations, Times, Names
Position Time # Vol Course Location Hash Names Notes
1 06:30 - 08:00 2 สามแยกลากูน่า โกรฟ / Laguna Grove Junction Not Cleaver, Pole Position
2 06:00 - 08:05 2 สามแยกแคสเซีย / Cassia Phuket Junction Urine Trouble, Piss In Boots Use Pointing Finger
3 06:30 - 08:10 4 สามแยกลากูน่า ลิ้งค์ / Laguna Links Junction Gay Ray, Billy No Mates, Billy's Only Mate, Coppersan
4 06:00-08:10 2 งลากูน่า ¡าร์ค ถ¹ง โรงแรมบันยันทรี ภูเก็ต / Tony Restaurant Junction Butt Cycle, Spam O'Rama Use Pointing Finger
6 06:30 - 08:15 3 สามแยกซอยลายัน 2 / Soi Layan 2 Entrance Saint Blow Job, Murkury, Pocket Billiards Use Pointing Finger
7 06:30 - 08:20 3 งซอยลายัน 1 ถ¹ง อังสนาวิลล่า / Angsana Villa Intersection Once Weekly, Twice Nightly, Heidi
8 06:00 - 08:20 3 สามแยกร้านไก่ย่าง / Grilled Chicken Shop Junction Chlamydia, Little Nurse, Yee HaHa Use Pointing Finger
9 06:30 - 08:40 5 งอังสนาวิลล่า ถ¹ง ซอยโคกโตนด 3 / Angsana Villa Main Gate to Soi Kok Tanod 3 Cradle Snatcher, Bunny Hop, Twiddle Dee, Twiddle Dum, Tuk-Tuk Use Pointing Finger
10 06:30 - 08:40 10 สามแยกโคกโตนด ตัด นาสร้อย (ตัดÄหม่) / Soi Kok Tanod 3 & Soi 1 (A: Repressed One, Bum Scraper, Cum Scraper, Son Of Cum), (B: Al Coholic, Krakatau), C: Nothing, D: Go Go Trump, E: Hawaiian Ho, F: Ejackyoulate Use 3 Pointing Fingers. These are a group of 4, a group of 2 and 4 at small entering sois quite close together.
11 06:40 - 08:45 10 สี่แยกครัวย / Chaya Resto Intersection (A: Macfuehrer, Bla Bla, Bla Bla's Mother), (B,C,D: Too Old Too Fuck, Good Jobs, Heru) (E: Turbidiot, Iceman, Wet Wet Wet, G-String) Use 4 Pointing Fingers. Here are 2 groups of 3 & 1 of 4
12 06:40 - 08:30 4 ซอยภูเก็ต ฟิง ปาร์ค / LPT U-Turn after Fishing Park Mr Fister, Oh Yeah, Rastajen, Shit Here We Laager here sometimes.
13 06:40 - 08:45 3 สี่แยก¡รุจําปา/ Pru Champa Intersection Bluey, Spermbank, Erector
14 06:40 - 08:45 2 าน¡รุจําปาบ้าน¡รุสมภาร / Pru Champa - Pru Sompan Village Baldylocks, Ya Ba Use Pointing Finger
15 05:30 - 09:30 2 แยกทางเข้าบ้าน¡รุสมภาร (ถนนเท¡กกระ¬ัตรี / Entrance onto 402 Highway Secret Agent Dick Gobbler, FA Cup Use Pointing Finger
16 05:40 - 09:30 2 ามแยกบ้าน¡รุสมภาร  สามแยก«าลาแดง / Old Airport Road Junction Lesser Dipshit, Scrubber
17 05:30 - 10:00 4 ามแยก«าลาแดงซอยข้างโรงเรียนเมºองถลาง / Muang Thalang School Road Entrance (3029) Piss Drinker, Where The Fuck Is Fagen, Fussy Pussy, Gone Already Use 2 Pointing Fingers
18 06:40 - 10:00 3 ามแยกÄนซอยข้างโรงเรียนเมºองถลาง / Pak Plee Village Entrance Junction (3029) Lucky Lek, Morning Snack, Tiger Use Pointing Finger
19 06:00-11:00 4 ห้าแยก¡รุสมภาร / Pru Sompan Junction (3017 - 3029 - 4031) Gorgeous You Wanker, No Cup, Gerbil, Mona Lisa Use 2 Pointing Fingers
26 07:00 - 10:30 3 ามแยกบ้านสาคู / Sakoo Village Junction (4031 - 4018) WC Fields, Ostrich, Sledgehammer Use Pointing Finger
27 07:00 - 10:30 2 ามแยกโรงเรียนบ้านสาคู / Sakoo School Junction No Moral Compass, Gier Box Use Pointing Finger
34 07:50 - 11:00 2 ซอยลายัน 1 ถ¹ง อังสนาวิลล่า ขากลับ / Angsana Villa - Double Pool Villa Junction, Way back to Transition Top Off, Ultimate Fucking Cunt
35 07:45 - 10:50 4 มแยกโรงซักรีด / LSC Company Junction Master Baker, Lion's Peter, Stroppy Mister Wanker, Use Pointing Finger
36 07:50 - 11:00 2 ห้าแยกพรุสมภาร / Laguna Home - Laguna Link Junction Su Su Nonna, On The Game
38 07:50 - 11:00 2 มแยกร้านเบค / Bake Junction JC, Paper Use Pointing Finger
1 07:30 - 12:30 1 มแยกร้านเบค / Canal Village Entrance: Run Course Quasimodo Use Pointing Finger
2 07:30 - 12:30 4 / Allamada Junction & Laguna Link Road Invisible Man, Dancing Fingers, Drunk And Disorderly, Listen To Me Use 4 Pointing Fingers
STBY 05:00 - 12:30 2 Everywhere Fungus, Sam Song Negative Situation (problem) solving
  • Arrive early, road access can be restricted 20 minutes before the start. Park sensibly.
  • Have hat, sunscreen, water & raincoat. A stool & umbrella won't be extra.
  • Stay on station until sweep vehicles pass.
  • The Swim start is @ 06:00 followed by the Bike Start @ approx. 06:30.

Sunday Bike & Bike Sprint Courses & Run Maps

Here are 2 ways to view and become familiar with your Location: Online & PDF.

View ALL COURSES in Google maps: Click here to view map and your location intersection. The menu checkboxes let you turn OFF / ON the color-coded Bike Course, the Bike Sprint Course and the Run Course. Individual Intersection details include GPS and basic information for that location. Become familiar with how to reach your Intersection (in the dark).

Location ID Markings

LPT19 Road Numbering

Your Location Road Number is painted on the road and looks like this.

SUNDAY LPT Bike Course & Bike Sprint Course PDF

These PDF map files match the Online Google map. Click on the map to open/view. As these are rather large pdf files they may open slowly. You can save a copy to your computer.

LPT19 SUNDAY Bike Course
click to view PDF


NOTE: The Run Course actually joins the Bike Course for about 200 m before exiting into the golf course at Bike Course Intersection #3. Confusing for everyone.

LPT19 SUNDAY Run Course
click to view PDF
Phuket Hash House Volunteering
Address: c/o Expat Hotel, 163/17 Rat-U-Thit 200 Pee Road
Patong, Kathu
Phuket 83150 Thailand
Contact: Fungus
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